Your Pizza Is Gonna Be Late, Cuz of Aliens
The Next Feature Film from Director Jake Jolley
🛸 Your Pizza Is Gonna Be Late, Cuz of Aliens — Now in Production
Somewhere in a quiet town, pizza deliveries are running behind schedule.
Like, way behind schedule.
It might be the UFO sightings.
Or the mysterious signal buried beneath the noise.
Or the guy with a house wrapped in tinfoil.
Or maybe — just maybe — it has something to do with the creature going after the employees of High School Pizza.
A DJ duo, a former soldier, a stargazing scientist are about to uncover the truth.
There will be lasers.
There will be garlic knots.
There may even be... panboarding.
Hold onto your crust. Production is officially underway.